The Instant Art Critique Phrase Generator

We like this. A humorous way to sound like a professional art critic, without any effort or knowledge of art whatsoever.

The Instant Art Critique Phrase Generator works on a simple numerical system - input any 5 numbers between 0 and  9, hit the button and voila, - instant art bol<*cks!!

Sample: 54308 produces this beautiful, ready-to-use specimen of Art Speak: "Although I am not a painter, I think that the reductive quality of the spatial relationships verges on codifying the substructure of critical thinking."